I have super hearing, asshole. [x]

doggables:

yellow-dress:

After hearing about the blog “fuckyeahreadmores”, I’m urging my followers to refrain from tagging their personal posts as “personal” or “read more”. Choose a more unique phrase that can’t be easily searched for, because for some reason there are sick fucks out there searching the ‘read more’ tag.

wow! wow

I …. that awkward moment when your view of a person is changed entirely because you find out that he and his girlfriend broke up months ago, but he’s still stalking her and warning people not to flirt with her and getting really obsessively interested in anything to do with her life ….

Oh my god. She is a person with her own life and you are no longer dating. You have no right to even ask if she’s seeing anyone else. You have no right to be angry at her if she starts dating someone else. You have no right because you are no longer dating and she is a human being and deserves to make her own mistakes and decisions and she is not an object and does not belong to you.

confectionerybliss:

• Nutella Pretzel Brownies

fuckyeahsimsmeme:

I dunno if anyone would be interested, but for those of you who might be a little bored with the Sims, here’s a game me and my friend like to do! We call it God Mode. Basically, you create a Sim (Randomize everything, you get 2 redos to use if youre unhappy with certain results). Then, get your sim a job, get them two skill points (one in cooking is recommended haha), and turn free will on. Then, observe. You’re not allowed to interfere or do anything to help them, except for maybe choosing how hard they work at their job or guiding them to pay bills since they won’t do that automatically and all their stuff will get Repo’d. It’s pretty interesting to see their shenanigans, particularly if you make a whole family/household for God Mode and not just one sim!

vastderp:

jenovacells:

vastderp:

stellaomega:

vastderp:

grayskyvisionary:

I hope Dzokhar Tsarnaev escapes from the cops and is never captured or killed. If he’s captured, I hope he’s alive. I would like to write a letter to him in prison and possibly have a conversation with him because I care about him and empathize with him. I’ve been watching the news all day and its making me sick. I don’t want to see yet another young life slip away.

OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO BE SICK

Stop me if you’ve heard this one: Ayn Rand got a big ol’ crush on a murderer and he inspired her ‘Ideal Man.’

holy fucking shit. i never heard of this. hope this idiot reads it and does some serious thinking.

Fucking wow.

Am I the only one noticing/being really fucking disturbed by the correlation between the murder groupie mentality and a total fucking disconnect from reality? I mean, these people make such a blatant habit of not only not giving a fuck about the horrible crimes commited by their murdercrush, but of glossing over the details. “I don’t want to see another young life slip away,” grayskyvisionary says, as she utterly fails to address the fact that one of the victims of the marathon bombing was a child.

The article linked above is full of that shit, too - Ayn Rand blaming society for the utterly depraved acts of a murderer. I’m completely fucking done with this “the poor baby just couldn’t help himself” bullshit. Yeah, so people who commit crimes on this level generally do have something seriously wrong with them psychologically; that doesn’t negate the awfulness of the crimes they commit. It’s like rape apologists’ attitude that rapists “can’t help it” or that their victims should have done more to protect themselves - that is, it’s UTTER FUCKING BULLSHIT. These people made a conscious choice to kill, and in these specific cases, to kill in remarkably senseless, vicious ways, and there’s nothing about that that deserves sympathy.

Wow well said, people need to read this reply.

I am 10000% fucking done with the internet right now. Even though I’ve only seen about ten people doing the “wah he shouldn’t have his life ruined just because he’s a mass murdering shit” thing, all I can think is what if i know people who feel that way, but have enough shame to keep their sociopathy to themselves?

‘Empathy’ my ass. If you say antisocial shit that hurts people, don’t you dare cry victim and twist the language of sympathy and understanding in your own defense.

Okay but guys, you don’t understand. We were so proud of that AMV. SO. PROUD. It was our masterpiece. We locked ourselves in my friend’s room for hours during a sleepover in order to perfect it. And I’m pretty sure the program crashed at least once in the process and we had to start over. And then because of how slow the internet was, it took like two hours to upload to Youtube but we were so proud.

Don’t make me post the even-shittier parody AMV with the LOZ parody song, guys.

mrtwentington:

skepticalavenger:

whats-an-algebra:

do atheists say oh my god

yep.  we say it any time we hear something that’s unbelievable.

“All-Christian Comedy Special”

yes because you’re all so  … under-represented everywhere else … 

thealienthatisalsoadinosaur:

cesium-ice:

thealienthatisalsoadinosaur:

these rich middle-class white girls

these people just come up to me, call me a monster, call me hitler, call me all sorts of names because they feel like they’re so morally superior that everyone should automatically have their eskew mindset, and if someone has the misfortune to come from a…

Protip: PEOPLE TREATING YOU LIKE SHIT DOES NOT GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO TREAT OTHERS LIKE SHIT.

tell this to vastderp then

#a brand new account just to insult me #i’m almost flattered

Holy SHIT Luka, you really did catch a winner. I like your “new account,” pffft. Because clearly you discussing these things right out in the open doesn’t make things clear enough, and clearly THIS IS YOUR STYLE OF WRITING.  I wonder how high their score on reading comprehension is, that they don’t seem to actually read anything any of you guys are posting? If so, they certainly don’t put any effort into understanding.

This person (and notice how I’m being gender-neutral, so as not to be a jackass? =D) is gonna look back on this in a year or two and be so horribly embarrassed at how they’re acting now.

Or maybe they won’t.

And that’s the saddest part, because someone who’s confronted over and over again from many different sources about the same issue in intelligent and rational discourse and STILL refuses to acknowledge what they did wrong (or that they even DID something wrong) may not actually be able to grow as a person, and that makes me terribly sad.

For the first time in two or three years, my deviantArt is clean. O_O

Also, each of my email accounts is organized, with the exception of five to ten emails in each that I haven’t moved yet/need in the general inbox for now. 

I have a ton of fanfics waiting in different tabs/word documents, but I want to save those for when I have to go back to my house in a few hours, after this interlude of internet, and want to read.

… what do I do with myself?

askthetigerandthemoose:

korra—the—avatar:

sexual-yakone:

justthefactsmaam:

a1ex96:

please help

brilliant!

//THE MOST HARDCORE, KINKY, NASTY, GAY PORN YOUR PRINTER CAN HANDLE OMFG

((*Stretches* Looks like it’s gonna be a long night of gathering some gay porn))

((this is the best revenge ever))

Rewatching the end of Gurren Lagann.

Ugly sobbing.