FUUUUCK. Considering my newest fandom, you just made that waaaay too easy. :P
John and Jade both reaaaallly want to lick a troll’s horns, just once, because they’re both firmly convinced that they taste like something. They’re not quite sure what, but something that brightly colored can’t possibly be normal. Jade thinks they taste like candy corn. John hopes they don’t, because sugar and candy remind him of his Dad in both good and bad ways, but deep down he also thinks they taste like candy corn.