me: ...........can you imagine
minihoof living with dirk
and just like
minihoof's adventure plays whenever minihoof moves or does anything
like tiny invisible speakers around minihoof
Shera: SCREECH oh my god
Dirk would do that
me: can barely hear it across the room
Shera: OH NO
WHAT IF
me: just constant theme music
Shera: WHAT IF
tiny shoes on the hooves with built-in speakers???
me: OMFG CUTE HAHAHA
indestructible because dirk
oh god dirk just
Shera: yesss
me: dotes on minihoof
Shera: oh dear god that is too cute
me: so fucking cheerful all the time
minihoof just cantering across dirk's work table
being precious as fuck
music playing