Justin Bieber is having the most interesting downward spiral I’ve ever seen a teenage celebrity have.
You’ve been suddenly sucked into an RPG. What are your stats?
Katharina: Lv.15 Salaryman. Special trait: has psychokinetic powers.
Kamala_Ophelia: Lv.51 Gladiator. Special trait: can fling poop accurately.
My real name is pretty BAMF but… what is with my nick? udhfidfuhg
Micaela: Lv.74 Alchemist. Special trait: forever alone.
COOL THANKS
Shera: Lv. 24 Martial Artist.
Special Trait: Can summon rainbows

